i will take them all
the last one. thats what i feel like doing to people who look at me when im stuck at a red light.
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Patient who arrived at the hospital with symptoms of pneumonia is given an x-ray, only to discover his neck is full of needles. The patient is a heroin addict who would shoot up into his neck, he would then pass out or fall asleep and the needles would break off into his neck
GOD DAMN
“We have to coexist and take care of each other…
…Thats how i feel.”
There is something lovely and genuine and gentle about this guy. I hope i am like him.
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i got the hiccups.
An orange peanut? For me?
THIS NEEDS TO BE SEEN HAHAHAHAHAH
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When your bike gets stolen, rest assured that not only will I find your bike on Craigslist within the first minute, but I will get the thief’s phone number, name, email address, picture, and location coordinates courtesy of geocached data, giving you all the info you need to have the punkass arrested.
You’re in good hands with Lurkmaster Serena.
bad ass.
take time out and watch this. its on netflix, its awesome.
never had someone to kiss. ill eat this box of cookies instead.
