May 5, 2013   38,946 notes

fuck hahahaha

fuck hahahaha

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April 7, 2013   279,938 notes

arteffect:

i will take them all

the last one. thats what i feel like doing to people who look at me when im stuck at a red light.

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March 10, 2013   17,490 notes
mitchdee:

uglyfeminist:

malformalady:

Patient who arrived at the hospital with symptoms of pneumonia is given an x-ray, only to discover his neck is full of needles. The patient is a heroin addict who would shoot up into his neck, he would then pass out or fall asleep and the needles would break off into his neck


GOD DAMN

mitchdee:

uglyfeminist:

malformalady:

Patient who arrived at the hospital with symptoms of pneumonia is given an x-ray, only to discover his neck is full of needles. The patient is a heroin addict who would shoot up into his neck, he would then pass out or fall asleep and the needles would break off into his neck

GOD DAMN

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January 16, 2013   6 notes

karlscott:

“We have to coexist and take care of each other…

…Thats how i feel.”

There is something lovely and genuine and gentle about this guy. I hope i am like him. 

January 16, 2013   521 notes

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January 15, 2013   39 notes

qdobert:

f-ive:

i got the hiccups.

An orange peanut?  For me?

THIS NEEDS TO BE SEEN HAHAHAHAHAH

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January 5, 2013   528 notes
thedarkwillreign:

I would name that snake “Lava”

beautiful 

thedarkwillreign:

I would name that snake “Lava”

beautiful 

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January 5, 2013   5 notes

A perk of having me as your friend

neonfoxes:

When your bike gets stolen, rest assured that not only will I find your bike on Craigslist within the first minute, but I will get the thief’s phone number, name, email address, picture, and location coordinates courtesy of geocached data, giving you all the info you need to have the punkass arrested.
You’re in good hands with Lurkmaster Serena.

bad ass.

January 3, 2013   5 notes
take time out and watch this. its on netflix, its awesome. 

take time out and watch this. its on netflix, its awesome. 

December 30, 2012

New years.

never had someone to kiss. ill eat this box of cookies instead.